"Look, Apple's working on a new magical thing that well be coveted and bought by all!"
"What about Verizon iPhone sales? The usual lines were missing in action, and Apple hasn't crowed about selling a mil..."
"My God! The iPhone Nano is unbelievable small!"
"Do you think Apple may be concerned that sales of iPhones has been flat while sales of Android phones have skyrocketed?"
"The iPhone Nano could cost only $200. Maybe carriers will give them away for free!"
"Aren't the competition previewing a lot of cool new phones at the Mobile World Conference?"
"OMG! They might launch iTunes into the cloud! Won't that be revolutionary?!"
"Did Nokia just sign a deal with Microsoft to distribute and help develop new Windows Phone 7 devices?"
"I've already took off eight weeks in June and July so I can be in line at Apple for the next iPhone!"
Operation: Distraction was a success!
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